Jokes And Funny Story Today

 

JOKES TODAY

●      What's a miracle that can be done by a complainer? Turning anything into whine.

●      What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh?

"Hmm, sounds fishy."

●      What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

A father-in-law.

●      Why couldn't they play cards on the Ark?

Noah was always standing on the deck.

●      What time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve.

FUNNY STORY

A flood struck a town, and one man was stuck on his roof. He prayed, asking God to save him.

Soon, a rowboat came by. The rower yelled, “Jump, I can save you.”

The man replied, “No, I prayed, and God will save me.”

Later, a motorboat came along. The motorboat operator yelled, “Get in, quick.”

Again, the man on the roof said, “No, it’s fine. God is going to save him.”

A helicopter flew over and dropped a rope ladder onto the roof. Again, the man said no, that God would save him.

The waters rose, and soon the man was at heaven’s pearly gates. He saw God at the entrance and said, “What happened? I prayed and trusted you would save me.”

God said, “Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter.”